About the “Hairy Girl” Fetish
Not to be confused with a hair fetish, hairy girls have a bit more carpet in the vaginal area than today’s fully shaven divas.
Are you THAT dude? You know, the one that scours through the internet, and dusty little video shops (you know, the ones that ACTUALLY still sells VCR tapes)? Why don’t you take more conventional means of getting your video groove on?
Because the internet and dusty shops have 70s porn. And why might you like 70s porn? Because 70s porn has LOTS AND LOTS of HAIRY WOMEN. Actually, everyone was quite hairy back then, but you’re into bushels, and bushels of esophagus choking pussy hair. ‘Leave It To Beaver’ isn’t just an old-school TV show for you; it’s a way of life! So, when you get a chance to clean your mouth out, give one of our hairy ladies a call!
You love nothing more than the thought of using your woman’s hair as dental floss. When you see movies of someone excavating past that wirey wall into her fleshy parts, don’t you? You LOVE how matted that hair gets when it’s been sucked on. Well, this fetish is just for you, my furball friend.
I Dare not tell any of my friends. They might frown up their noses at me, but I’ve been growing out my hair down there all year long. It was really hard, especially in the summer, because it would get so hot, wet, and sticky. I would take off my panties, and my hair would be in all these frizzy curly-ques. I’m at the point where I have to put conditioner on it, and comb it, and braid it at night too! This usually keeps things soft and fresh, but sometimes, at the request of my special lover, I can keep it moist, sweaty, and salty all week long.
I’m Your Hairy Sexy Dream Cum True!
All that hair makes me sweat all the more, and I can let you smell my panties at the end of the week. I know of a dude that loves nothing more than to smell my strong, feminine aroma on the strands of my hair. He’ll give himself rug-burn on his nose and cheeks burying his face in it. Now, I’m looking forward to your call. I want to give you the map to the ‘treasure’. I want to tell you EXACTLY how to dig for your gold, cause it’s so thick down there, you may never find it on your own. Do you want to know what the best part is? The best part is when you bury that smooth missle inside of me, and you can feel those hairs bristling against your shaft. I know you love the thrill of the tingle; I KNOW that’s your favorite part.
So, I want to hear from you ASAP, You want to know I have an hairy pillow just waiting to be parted and groomed every time you call. Well, I’m your hairy eager-beaver, waiting for you to show me some hairy beaver love!
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