Strap on Phone Sex

About the "Strap-on" Fetish - Strap-ons are dildos that are literally attached to straps of material. The straps can be made out of fabric, plastic,vinyl, or leather. This allows the wearer to harness the dildo around their hips, butt, and pelvic area. Typically, the person that would wear a strap-on is a female, but males will also put on a strap on that allows him to insert his penis into the hole of a larger, longer sized dildo.

A strap-on, much like their kissing cousin, the dildo, can be made of many different textures, and materials, and come in many lengths, and girths. Strap ons allow people give sexual acts that they might not have been able to before, or they allow them to give, and recieve pleasure on levels previously unimaginable before the introduction of the strap-on.

Sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have a dick; to be able to do all the things to someone that I like for my lover to do to my body. Well, you know, I wasn't born with a dick, but I have something REEEEEALLY close to it. I went online, and ordered a couple of strap-ons!

I have this one here, it's a foot long! I know this one couple that I like to play with, and they both like having their various holes mowed through. That's where this baby is goign to cum into play. I think I'm going to do them just like I see in the movies; I'll stack HER ass on top of HIS, and I'll take turns plugging up their holes. I hope my hips and ass can handle the work out I'm going to give to their hindparts...

But oh, you say you want to partake in some of this? Do I have anything thicker? Why, It just so happens that I ordered this "King Kong Dong". It'll take a few days for your anus to shrink back to size after I get this going inside of you! And don't worry, you're not a bad, or weird guy for craving cock inside of your bung hole. You get tired of naturally having to take the lead all the time, in and out the bedroom, and you want to someone else to take the reins.

Don't you worry, you pick up the phone, I'll pick up my 'vehicle', and give you a chauferring you'll never forget. Relax, don't ask questions, and bend over. My strap-on is the driver tonight, and it's taking you for the ride of your life!