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About the "Hairy" Fetish -
Are you THAT dude? You know, the
one that scours through the
internet, and dusty little video
shops (you know, the ones that
ACTUALLY still sells VCR tapes)?
Why don't you take more
conventional means of getting
your video groove on?
Because the internet and dusty
shops have 70s porn. And why
might you like 70s porn? Because
70s porn has LOTS AND LOTS of
HAIRY WOMEN. Actually, everyone
was quite hairy back then, but
you're into bushels, and bushels
of esophagus choking pussy hair.
'Leave It To Beaver' isn't just
an old-school TV show for you;
it's a way of life! So, when you
get a chance to clean your mouth
out, give one of our hairy
ladies a call! |
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You love nothing more than the thought of using
your woman's hair as dental floss. You love when
you see movies of someone excavating past that
wirey wall into her fleshy parts, don't you? You
LOVE how matted that hair gets when it's been
sucked on. Well, this fetish is just for you, my
furball friend.
I Dare not tell any of my friends, because they
might frown up their noses at me, but I've been
growing out my hair down there all year long. It
was really hard, especially in the summer,
because it would get so hot, wet, and sticky. I
would take off my panties, and my hair would be
in all these frizzy curly-ques. I'm at the point
where I have to put conditioner on it, and comb
it, and braid it at night too! This usually
keeps things soft and fresh,
but sometimes, at the request of my special
lover, I can keep it moist, sweaty, and salty
all week long.
All that hair makes me sweat all the more, and I
can let you smell my panties at the end of the
week. I know of a dude that loves nothing more
than to smell my strong, feminine aroma on
the strands of my hair. He'll give himself
rug-burn on his nose and cheeks burying his face
in
it. Now, I'm looking forward to your call. I
want to give you the map to the 'treasure'. I
want to tell you EXACTLY how to dig for your
gold, cause it's so thick down there, you may
never find it on your own. Do you want to know
what the best part is? The best part is when you
bury that smooth missle inside of me, and you
can feel those hairs bristling against your
shaft. I know you love the thrill of the tingle;
I KNOW that's your favorite part.
So, I want to hear from you ASAP, You want to
know I have an hairy pillow just waiting to be
parted and groomed every time you call. Well,
I'm your hairy
eager-beaver, waiting for you to show me some
hairy beaver love!
Wanna talk
about it? I'm available NOW
Call
1-888-643-6266 900
Option
: 1-900-950-0950
Extension 200 International
: 702
216 35 35
$0.66
to $1.00 / minute UK
Call : 0909
246 7268
£1 per min
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