TeleFetish Phone Sex Blog

Hello to all my phone sex lovers out there. I don’t know about you, but I’m ready for a night of nice, long, slow phone fucking with a sexy young man like yourself. Do you think you can handle a genuine cougar?

I know a lot of you are into older women. And I, of course, love the younger men, especially the ones with big cocks who can get them up over and over and over again. Isn’t it wonderful for all you MILF phone sex lovers that a man’s sexual peak comes when he’s younger, and a woman’s sexual peak comes when she’s my age? I know I certainly approve.

You see, I love to seduce and corrupt young men like yourself. I’ve had plenty of experience with it, that’s for sure! I know that what you younger men like about older women is our confidence and the fact that we know what we want in bed and how to get it. The fact that we like to take control doesn’t hurt, either.

The young men in my neighborhood even joke that I should be a sex ed teacher since I’ve taught them more about sex than anyone else ever has. I consider that to be one of the highest compliments anybody could ever pay me!

So why don’t you give me a call and see what all those boys are talking about?

Hey there, white boy. How you doing? Ready for some fun with this ebony phone sex Queen, I bet. That’s good to hear cuz I’m ready for some fun with you, too.

See, what I was thinking of today was ass worship. I know all the white boys out there just love them a black woman’s ass. And just look at me, I’ve got the perfect one! It’s real nice and round and made for you to bury your face in.

I like body worship of all kinds, but ass worship always has been my favorite.

See, I’m real into that femdom phone sex stuff, and I don’t think there’s much you can do that’s more commanding than telling a man to get on his knees and lick your ass. What do you think?

He really don’t even have to get on his knees for it. Not necessarily. I like the idea of you kneeling behind me and sticking your face all up in my booty from behind, but that’s not the only way we can do it. Maybe I feel like some facesitting, so I can just plop my ass right down on your face, and you can do what I tell you to do like that. 208

There’s a lot of ways to enjoy ass worship with this black phone sex girl, so go ahead and call Miz Ebony right now.

Hello, boys.

Because I’m a stripper, I get asked certain questions a lot. So today, I’m going to answer one of those questions because I know you’re all dying to know. Lots of you ask me, “Diamond, do you fuck your customers?” And the answer is…sometimes.

I meet lots of men. I’ve given lap dances to lots of men, so I’ve felt a lot of cocks hard against me. But I’ve only ever fucked a small percentage of the men I meet at the strip club. Know why? Because so few of them measure up.

Yes, I know you cuckold phone sex boys really want me to tell you that every man who comes in has a bigger cock than you, but I don’t believe in lying. The truth is, most of them are average. Hell, that’s why they call it average because that’s what most men are!

And with feeling as many cocks as I have, even the above average ones get kind of ho-hum after awhile. It’s like, yeah, seven inches, ok, whatever. Been there, done that. So it’s the rare guy who makes me think anything other than strictly professional thoughts.

And, yes, I’ll go ahead and tell you, if there is a man who makes me want to fuck him because he has an enormous dick, it’s almost always a big black guy with a big black cock.

So you can rest assured that when you call me to be cuckolded, I’ll be telling you real stories about real guys with amazingly huge cocks. Aren’t you excited?

Heya, panty-loving sluts. What’s up? Besides your itty-bitty dicks, that is.

See, I called you a panty-loving slut ’cause I totally know what you are. Let’s face it, it’s pretty hard to miss. You know, some dudes have a panty fetish where they wanna, like, sniff girls’ panties and stuff, but you take it even farther. You don’t just wanna look at them and smell them. You want to WEAR girls’ panties!

Yeah, a total panty boy. That’s exactly what you are!

I’d totally love to have a slutty little panty boy here to play with. Do you wanna volunteer for the position? Because I’ve got all kinds of great ideas about what to do with a naughty boy like you.

Of course, it involves me dressing you up in my panties, duh. This is panty boy phone sex, after all. I’m thinking you should probably be wearing some of my heels, too, just because it’d be funny. But the really good part is what comes after that.

There are just so many things your favorite teen phone sex girl can do with you, you know? I could just sit around and laugh at you, just you and me. Or I could take pics of you to show to people I know or, even worse, people that you know! Or I could invite all 15 of my closest girlfriends over to laugh at you while you jerked off for us. That could be fun!

And that’s not even half of the ideas that are in my head. So call me already!

Hi there, foot fetish boys! I was thinking about all of you just today. I know you’re going to love this!

Ok, here’s the thing. I love to walk around barefoot. It just feels so much better than wearing shoes. You know, more natural or something. So that’s what I was doing today was spending a nice, relaxing day at home barefoot. I walked around outside barefoot, too, because I like the way the warm grass feels against the soles of my feet.

But then, disaster struck. I walked to the mailbox and accidentally stepped in the street and got gross tar-like stuff on my feet. Ew. So I had to go back inside to wash the icky stuff off.

So while I was sitting on the side of the tub, scrubbing the nasties off the bottoms of my poor feet, I got to thinking how much I’d love to have a foot fetish phone sex boy here to help me out. I mean, I know that getting icky stuff off my feet is not what turns you on, but I thought if you could help me out a little, I could definitely give you a nice reward when you finished!

After you got me all cleaned up and my feet dried, I’d let you kiss and lick them to your heart’s (and your cock’s) content. I’d probably even be so grateful that I’d give you one of those footjobs I’m kind of famous for!

And that’s why you definitely need to give me a call for fetish phone sex!

Hiya, boys!  It’s Monica, your favorite teen phone sex tease here to drive you absolutely crazy.  Aren’t you excited?

So I was talking to one of my friends from high school today, right?  She and I were, like, discussing all this stuff we did together back in the day.  She reminded me of something I’d almost forgotten!

We’ve always been total prick teases, both of us.  We’d wear sexy outfits to school.  Nothing that would, like, get us expelled or anything, but stuff that was just revealing enough to make the boys (and the teachers) sit up and take notice of our hot bodies!  And we’d sit on the football players’ laps in gym class or at lunch.  It was so funny to feel their cocks get all hard under our butts!  Later that day, we’d sort of compare the different sizes of the guys whose cocks we felt.

Are you starting to figure out where my love of tease and denial phone sex came from?

That wasn’t all we did, either.  Sometimes, we’d invite some of these football players over to either her house or mine after school while our parents were still at work.  We never fucked any of these guys, but it was making them take their dicks out for us to look at and stuff!

Sometimes, we’d even give them handjobs for a little while, but not until they came.  We didn’t want their cum all over us!  It was really funny to listen to them beg us to be able to cum, but we’d be like, “Um, no,” and make them jerk themselves off and cum in a dirty sock or something.

Yeah, I’ve been dominating dicks for a long, long time, way before I got into this whole phone sex thing.  That’s why you need to call me for a good dirty phone sex time and get teased by an expert!

Once, a couple of years ago, I bought a strap on.  I already had dildos galore that would fit it, so it was just a matter of getting a harness for them.  I know most people just buy that kind of stuff online, but I’m really good friends with the guy who owns one of the sex shops in town.  I always like to patronize his business when I can.  So I went there and had him help me choose one that would fit what I needed it for.

So, yes, this kinky phone sex girl owns a strap on!

But, actually, I bought it to use on girls.  As you probably already know, I’m very much bisexual, but I didn’t start acting on my desires until fairly recently.  So I bought the strap on harness because I wanted to try it out on another girl and see how you boys feel when you fuck a hot chick!

Well, I have to admit, once I finally got to fuck another woman with my rubber cock, I was hooked!  But it’s only been recently that my thoughts have started turning toward fucking a guy with it.

I definitely enjoy the strap on phone sex calls I have with all of my phone sex callers.  So definitely feel glad that you had something to do with my wanting to try it with a man!

Fetish phone sex has really broadened my already broad horizons.  I’ve always been into rough, kinky sex, but lately, I find that my tastes are getting more and more freaky.  Which I love!  I find myself giving lap dances at the strip club and wondering not what it would be like to ride on the guy’s cock, but what it would be like to bend him over and use my strap on on him!  Isn’t that amazing?

Different girls like different parts of their bodies.  Like, some chicks think their eyes are their best feature, and some think it’s their butts.  It really varies from woman to woman as far as which body part it is.  But I guarantee you that every female on the planet has one part of herself she likes most.

Want to guess what mine might be?

I hope there are a lot of leg men out there in the phone sex world because my best feature (in my opinion) is my long, slender legs!

I know some guys are into the whole leg worship thing in femdom phone sex calls, and I like it, too!  I love having a guy kiss and lick and massage my sexy long legs.  It doesn’t hurt when they tell me how hot they think I am, either!

But that’s definitely not the only way to enjoy this dirty phone sex girl’s fantastic legs.  Maybe you’d like to watch me pull on some fishnet stockings before we go out for the evening.  Bet you’d be keeping your eyes on my legs all night, wouldn’t you?

Then, after we get home, I’d take all my clothes off, lie back on the bed, and let you slowly peel my stockings off of me.  I love it when you start at my feet and kiss your way slowly up my legs.  It’s such a tease, and it makes my pussy so wet.

Once you get to the tops of my thighs, I’ll wrap my sexy legs around your head while you bury your face in my pussy!  Oh, and when you finally slide your hard cock inside me, I’ll have my legs wrapped around you then, too.  I (and my legs) can hardly wait.  Can you?

Hey, hey, phone sex loving men!  Lemme talk to ya for a minute.  I wanna know just how many of ya out there have hard dicks right now.  Not that you’re thinking about sex or getting your dick hard, but that it’s hard right this second.

Good, it’s you I wanna talk to!

See, I’m wanting to get off real bad, and I know you are, too.  So what we gonna do is get our freak on together with some mutual masturbation phone sex, baby.

You wanna roleplay?  I’m down with that.  I’m THE ebony phone sex girl who loves to play them roles that get you off so good.  And I’m not even gonna lie, the real naughty ones make me wet as hell, too.

Maybe you want a little help jacking off.  That’s all right ’cause I love to hear a man getting himself off for me.  That guided masturbation is good shit if I do say so myself.  I started giving handjobs a long time ago, so I know all them little tricks that make ya go crazy, ya know?

And, hey, if you know something that you want me to try, just go ahead and tell me.  I like to get myself off, too, so I’m open to any suggestions you might have.  I got a lot of toys that can make what you want happen!

I don’t know about you, but phonesex helps me relax.  And sometimes, ya know, ya have a hard week, and ya just need to lay back and enjoy yourself.  Once ya cum a few times, everything seems all better, don’t it?  So I think what we need to do is hook up right here, right now, and let’s have us some cheap phone sex together and see what happens.

Hello to all my mature phone sex lovers out there.  I hope you’re all ready to play.  I know I am.

Actually, there’s never a time when I don’t want to play.  I’m on the prowl at all times.  That’s what being a cougar is all about, after all.  My cuckold hubby never fucks me because I don’t let him, so I’m always sure to have an ample supply of willing men to keep me satisfied.

Age doesn’t matter to me, either.  I’m the uber phone sex MILF, and I love both older men and younger ones.

Today, I had a young one.  I do so love those college boys!  I met him in the grocery store of all places, believe it or not.  I was in the produce section, and this poor baffled looking kid came up to me and asked me if I knew how to pick a good head of lettuce.  I helped him, of course, and asked him if he’d like to have a drink with me after we checked out.  He agreed, naturally.

He got in his car and followed me to my house.  I made it all the way into the kitchen and was putting ice in glasses for drinks when he grabbed me from behind, slammed me against the wall, and started kissing me hard and deep.

I really like it when a man doesn’t waste any time.  Needless to say, we ended up having hot, dirty sex in the bed where cucky hubby and I sleep.

So now I’m in the mood for a naughty roleplay that involves a hot young stud who loves older women and me.  If you’re craving some experienced pussy, then call me for roleplay phone sex with the hottest MILF around right now!